how to tell if your child is a potential hippie and what you can do about it
This reminds me of the time I found a "how to tell if your teenager is smoking pot" pamphlet sitting on the kitchen table. Yeah, that's right. My mother apparently thought that I was smoking pot. FYI: I've never smoked anything and for a really long time I thought there weren't even drugs in Northwest Arkansas...totally not kidding. I'm not sure if this was before the area became the meth capital of the United States, or just before my Jesus bubble burst and I came to realize it. But, I suppose my mom didn't know any of this and so when she wasn't nagging me with questions like "Christina, are you losing weight??" it was, "Christina, why are your eyes red??" Ah, my mom. I love her.
I have to wonder, had I been alive in 1970, would I have found this on the table? Knowing my mom, I think yes. And I think therefore I am, man. Wow, that's heavy...too bad I just violated rule numero three.
posted by Christina @ 10:32 AM
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lol, my parents never asked me questions about whether I was doing drugs or even sly questions like, "Why are your eyes red?" My dad would just go around and say things like, "IF I EVER CATCH YOU DOING DRUGS, I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!" (Which is completely untrue). I knew people smoked pot, since about 8th grade... cause like 90% of the people on my bus did. lol... still to this day though, I have never actually SEEN it in person. Sheltered!!
People do drugs?!?! J/k...I'm not that sheltered anymore, well, maybe a bit, but at least I'm out of the "Jesus" bubble as Christina calls it. My parents never asked me about drugs either, probably because, like most of you are saying, "Yeah right, Nicole do something against the rules, ha!" And, you're right, I've never done drugs, unless you count caffine. But I have actually seen pot and a few other things unfortunately (long story...)
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